blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

"A bank is standing by its decision to close the account of a protest group which is fighting plans to build a mosque in the Victorian city of Bendigo.
The Bendigo Bank last week informed the Stop the Mosque group that it was closing the group’s account, saying the bank only wants to do business with organisations that share its values.
The group was raising funds for its fight against a mosque which is proposed for a site near Bendigo’s airport.
The bank’s decision has drawn criticism on social media, while local councillor Elise Chapman has accused the bank of trying to be the ‘moral police’.
“There’s a lot of other people - there’s murderers, paedophiles, criminals - everybody banks, and I’m sure that those people also have bank accounts at the bank,” Ms Chapman said.
“I don’t know when the bank becomes the moral police. If the bank was the moral police they’d have not that many customers.”

[local lawyer Peter Noble]: “I’d be pretty surprised if the bank is bankrolling people to commit murder or people to commit murder,” he said.
“I think there’s a material difference between aiding or abetting someone to commit a crime and providing a facility to someone who may have committed those offences in the past.”"

mgworld4:

Robert Crumb - Cartoonist [1992]

Bronwyn Bishop is an “independent speaker”

Bronwyn Bishop is an “independent speaker”

officialjessicalange:

senator george brandis is a stupid manbaby

officialjessicalange:

senator george brandis is a stupid manbaby

whatiheard:

A Rational Fear: Blokes’ Question for Tony Abbott

This is fucking great.

babygotthenavyblues:

Relevant to that small rant I went on yesterday. 

babygotthenavyblues:

Relevant to that small rant I went on yesterday. 

Sietta x Jaytee - Don’t Let it Go (URTHBOY Flip)

FINALLY some music for the cause

Ps I miss The Herd does anyone else miss them I do

theabbottchronicles:

For every year 9 girl who asks Abbott a direct question Tony delists a section of forest from the World Heritage list to destroy so he can feel like a man again.

cumberbitchen:

Ladies and gentlemen the dickhead running Australia

cumberbitchen:

Ladies and gentlemen the dickhead running Australia